Funny Things Today

Michael: "I made a mistake, but that's ok. Mistakes are how you learn."

"I broke my helicopter! I'm so sad!"

"I made a mess! I'm sorry Matthew, it's my fault. It's my fault."


Matthew: "I want to watch Dumbo with Baby Dumbo (the stuffed animal) on my lap."

Me: "won't baby dumbo be sad when he sees his Mommy taken away?"

Matthew: "No. I'm his Mommy."



Matthew (with a baseball mitt in hand): "What do you want to be? Can you ask me that?"

Me: "Matthew, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

Matthew: "Hockey."

Me: "Hockey?"

Matthew: "Baseball mitt."

Me: "You mean baseball player?"

Matthew: "I'm gonna be a baseball player."